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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's Denice's leaving do this coming Friday. She cried when she told me. That's a ****ing first! <yikes>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Still no news what happens afterwards?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    According to her, a relief manager until they reassign the lease. The Leaving Do will be a thread in its own right, I'd imagine <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Had a first on Saturday (before the match). Went for my monthly haircut and they now have a Turkish guy renting one of the chairs. I had about 4 days' growth of beard, so decided to have a Turkish shave <yikes> What a refreshing experience. I've not had a shave since and there's still hardly any stubble. He did my conk and my earholes as well.

    He's a very anglicised Turk, though. He goes for a short and a couple of Buds in the Cheese when he finishes work, so not very Muslim in his outlook. I did make sure he hadn't been drinking before he put that cutthroat near my neck <yikes> ****ing dear do, though. I got £5 off as I said I'd advertise him in the alehouse. Still cost a tenner <yikes>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You misspelled cock.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As posted <ok>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I had a disturbing thought. There is a new barber on town, and Denise is quitting her job.

    She's not starting a pie shop is she?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. She's going back home to Chilton.
     
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    They have pie shops in Chilton too.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    Probably sell stotty cakes there, whatever those ****ers are <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A road bypass now carries traffic around the village, cutting out around 80%[2] of vehicles travelling through the town itself. The bypass itself was implemented in 2005, although the concept was conceived decades before. It has been positively received by the town residents and has made a huge improvement in traffic management in the area. To allow the construction of the bypass, West Chilton Terrace was cut in half, as were the allotments behind. A large amount of the social housing in Chilton and all terraces, were to be demolished (a large percentage of Dale Street has already been demolished), however as of April 2010 phase 2 of the plans have been put on hold due to shortage of local government funding.[3]

    Chilton gained town status in 2000 (despite lacking common features of a town such as its neighbour, Ferryhill; including a bank, a butcher shop, or even a town hall), along with a town council and mayor.

    Chilton also gained a new war memorial in 2008 to commemorate men from the town who lost their lives in the First and Second World Wars. The names of the fallen are engraved on the marble cenotaph, and each year on Remembrance Sunday there is a ceremony in the morning, when veterans congregate to lay poppy wreaths and civilians can pay their respects to the dead of World War I. In tradition with the day, two minutes of silence are observed at 11.00, to commemorate the armistice on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, 1918. If the 11th is not a Sunday, the service is held on the second Sunday in November (nearest to the 11th). The two minutes silence is observed on both days, however. The Sunday ceremony continues notwithstanding.

    No butcher's shop <yikes>
     
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    A road bypass now carries traffic around the village, cutting out around 80%[2] of vehicles travelling through the town itself. The bypass itself was implemented in 2005, although the concept was conceived decades before. It has been positively received by the town residents and has made a huge improvement in traffic management in the area. To allow the construction of the bypass, West Chilton Terrace was cut in half, as were the allotments behind. A large amount of the social housing in Chilton and all terraces, were to be demolished (a large percentage of Dale Street has already been demolished), however as of April 2010 phase 2 of the plans have been put on hold due to shortage of local government funding.[3]

    Chilton gained town status in 2000 (despite lacking common features of a town such as its neighbour, Ferryhill; including a bank, a butcher shop, or even a town hall), along with a town council and mayor.

    Chilton also gained a new war memorial in 2008 to commemorate men from the town who lost their lives in the First and Second World Wars. The names of the fallen are engraved on the marble cenotaph, and each year on Remembrance Sunday there is a ceremony in the morning, when veterans congregate to lay poppy wreaths and civilians can pay their respects to the dead of World War I. In tradition with the day, two minutes of silence are observed at 11.00, to commemorate the armistice on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, 1918. If the 11th is not a Sunday, the service is held on the second Sunday in November (nearest to the 11th). The two minutes silence is observed on both days, however. The Sunday ceremony continues notwithstanding.

    No butcher's shop <yikes>
     
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    That's a bad stutter you have there RHC
     
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    FFS
     
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    FFS.
     
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    Oh no! Stuttering is contagious!
     
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    FFFFFFFFFFFS <doh>
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    For ****ety **** **** **** ****ing **** **** ****er ****ing **** sake ?
     
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    I'll come. I'll bring croissants <ok>
     
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