Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Getting pissed in there with my eldest tonight. She's pissed off and needs cheering up Denice tit time too

 

FFS.


Does your daughter get cheered up by Denise's tit?

 

It's good that they have a regular time slot. <0k>

 

FFS

#couldn't resist

She always works on a Weds and is normally pissed, therefore they come out

 

good job the trip to Wales was cancelled reading this

http://warpedwales.co.uk/2016/07/20...&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork

 

FFS
Cant have space in a hashtag grandad..

 

#no ****

 

1. I didn't get pissed

2. The tits didn't come out

3. I cheered my eldest up

4. The slut barmaid made a semi-advance to me. May have to do her

 

It's finally come out and i don't mean your weiner. I knew you would finally give in. So much for not talking to her cause you don't like her .

 

Might have been a different slut. There seem to be a few of them in and around the Cheese.

 

Sounds like everything went well then.

Invite her home for a threesome with the unit.

 

New slut.

 

You can never have too many.

 

Rare footage surfaces of RHC leaving the Cheese

 

Chaos in there yesterday. A manc yob who rarely goes i there works for BT and fell off a telegraph pole a few weeks ago suffering multiple injuries, having not taken adequate safety initiatives, so the thieving barmaid who used to work there decided to have a fundraising event for him. He knows most of the low-lives in LA, 99% of whom are barred from the Cheese, mostly for violence. 90% of the are utd supporters. In her infinite wisdom, Denice decided to let them all come in for the day - utd match day. It was all over Facebook apparently.

I would have avoided the place, but needed to get some blow, so had to go in. It was ****ing mayhem. I kept a low profile, but there had already been 3 - 4 kick-offs before the bulk of them headed off to the Grange for the match (utd being 1 - 0 down before departure). I got out when the going was good.

**** knows what happened on the return, but the police helicopter was circling LA for most of the evening Will have to call in this evening for an update.

 

They must have been looking for Pogba and Zlatan, they've been missing since before the International break.

 

I ****ing doubt it

 

Some nice tittage on display at the wedding I was at over the weekend, one fit blonde with probably a set of Ds in a nice revealing number and her mate who also had them practically falling out were doing jaegerbombs and flirting with some of the old men, i mean old old not middle aged, didn't get to see them unleashed sadly

stopped at a services on the way back and there was an altercation between this gang of polish guys outside the petrol station, think they were part of a big convoy blocking one side of the forecourt with vans, caravans and trailers. Maybe they had made a break from Calais

 

Stop changing the ****ing subject.

 

Obviously there's not enough Cheese about to hold our interest.