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  1. Tobes

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    Welsh birds love a bit of strange the dirty mares.
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Don't come much stranger than the ones they've already got.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'A bit of strange'? <yikes>

    Towyn and Kinmel Bay <ok>
     
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  4. saintanton

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    Someone who isn't their regular squeeze.

    Towyn and KB run into each other more or less, a coastal continuum of crappiness.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So sorry I won't be availing myself <laugh> Any decent pubs to recommend for the horde?
     
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  6. saintanton

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    I never frequent that area so I really couldn't say. I don't go to pubs a lot anyway these days and if I do it would only be in the Conwy/Llandudno area.
     
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  7. saintanton

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    So, how did the Cheesers get on in the fleshpots of North Wales?
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    Has luv not informed you? The unit left the house at 10.30 am. I hobbled down for a 'quiet drink' at about 1.30 pm and there were about 15 of them on the benches outside eating picnics. Apparently the coach didn't turn up ( if it was ever really ordered), so they were all ****-faced in the pub. ****ing typical and so much for a quiet drink <laugh>
     
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    Couldn't organise a piss up in a bre .....oh hang on!
     
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    Saint just tipped the driver off. <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's exactly what I said <laugh>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    They should look for one called the "Caws". It's run by a lady called Derryth, she's known to flash her bum to people.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I think that one went udder business though.

    edit: I may have originally got the wrong end of the stick of this pun... however I think mine still works, just <whistle>
     
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  14. saintanton

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    There's a fair gap between North and South Wales.
     
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  15. saintanton

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    It's in Penisarwaun.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

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    Translated into English it means "a shallow crossing of the latch."
     
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  17. saintanton

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    That's the feller.
     
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  18. Zingy

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    A Penis what?
     
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    Penisarwaun, Twin city of Widemouth in Cornwall.
     
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    My favourite city is ****ing, Austria.
     
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