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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A clown drowned in the local reservoir. It made the water taste funny.
     
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  2. saintanton

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    A variation on the zombie joke. <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Towyn is the destination for the jolly boys and girls outing on Saturday <ok> Poor Towyn <laugh>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Poor Towyn me arse.
    They deserve each other.
    Towyn is between Abergele and Rhyl on the coast and consists of rows and rows of static caravans ruining what would probably be a nice beach otherwise. It has holiday park facilities, shops for kiss-me-quick hats and buckets-and-spades and similarly horrific pubs.
    Going through it is a sort of acclimatisation process for the nightmare that is Rhyl.

    They'll love it.
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds like a **** hole. <ok>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When the waters cold you can't dip more than a Towyn.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sorry if that wasn't a Rhyl good joke.
     
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    Sorry - did I give that impression?
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    It was cardifferent from any others I heard before.
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Have a crack at the Prestatyn one while you're at it. <ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I try to do better with jokes but more often than not I Wrexham.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    It's when someone tries to Swansea on in your jokes.
     
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    I didn't just Prestatyn, I said "hold the camera whilst I Bangor".
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Mate asked if I wanted his arm... said no but I'll aberystwyth that watch on it.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I was actually quite proud of the aberystwyth one...
     
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    logging out...
     
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    Fine consider the Welsh puns dead and Barry'd.
     
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    I was ironing my creased shirt in front of the tv and the other half said can't you go and Prestatyn the other room I'm trying to watch x factor
     
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