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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    whats wrong with demanding you have a polite introduction to baccy dave and denise's tits?

    Surely the same polite intro that zingy will get to his daughter is what you are due?
     
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  2. saintanton

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    How's that go then?
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Rhc says "Denise, this is saint"... you shake her hand. He says "saint this is denise" then she pops them out... job done.

    BTW you don't touch them unless she rubs them on your face.. that's the etiquette.



    hey i have got her name wrong right? I have been trying to get it wrong <ok>
     
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  4. saintanton

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    Oh. Is that all?

    And yes - you have got the wrong name right. <ok>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    great. there is nothing worse than getting the wrong name mistakenly right when trying to use the right name wrong <ok>

    or using capitals when trying to never do so.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah you don't need to doff your cap or kiss her hand or anything. people from the 20th century don't observe those quaint traditions... I say 20th as it seems none can post a picture on line so they can't be from 21st.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There is no "e" at the end of her name.

    Is it impolite to vomit on them?
     
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  8. saintanton

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    No - it's just sick.
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Einige dieser Deutsche wortspiele werden mit einem tuch aufgetragen
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds like you have a cold mate. <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Kraut kunt <ok>
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    nice and tight
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Still unsure of the destination of the magical mystery tour on Saturday. Should find out tonight! <yikes>
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Heard there's a few Clowns knocking about in Rhyl...<ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Rhyll last night ^^
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Or Chlamydia.
     
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  20. saintanton

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    Like most clowns - not actually funny at all.
     
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