Eldest was over again on Friday. Had a couple of suitors to deal with. Nick came up with a great tap-up line: "do you mind if I swear?". "No". "Every time I see you, you look as fit as ****". Quality I got a text from my youngest on Saturday to say she couldn't get over until tonight. She has an additional part-time job as a barmaid at a posh Sports Bar. She said it was boring and she'd much sooner be working at the Cheese He Cockerney friend from Peckham is coming up to stay a couple of nights on Wednesday. She's bringing him to the Cheese. That should be fun, especially as Denice is working and she'll get the sambuca out in his honour Should be a tad busy in there tonight
you know half the bloody stalkers on here will be at this sports bar now... do you want me to delete that?
http://www.onionring.co.uk/restaurants/restaurant_info.asp?XXX (deleted actual link) need i say more like
lets see... prob have her D.O.B by now, last name, first name mothers maiden name... they could steal her identity... pity she's a broke student though... do you want to give us a rich clients personal info instead?
I think that's something of an exaggeration there, saint. You'll be pleased to know both mine are voting 'remain'
The gold-digging slag was in there again last night. She had Jimmy the ****house wrapped around her finger. She was claiming it was her birthday. Jimmy said to me that it was her birthday and I said "so what?". He said I was a nasty twat and I should be buying her a drink. I said I didn't know her to which she responded "How can you get to now me if you don't talk to me?". I told her I only spoke to people I wanted to talk to and that seemed to do the ****ing trick
