I haven't smashed that for over 2 years and never will again. If she's eating custard creams, she's bought the ****ers herself
2 years? ... And she doesn't realise it's over yet? Hypothetically speaking if you put the moves on her tonight, how would she react?
He said 'smashed' ... this doesn't include sticking his knob through a party ring and getting her to eat it off
Rhc deffo intimated a while back he was tickling her a bit. If he's not the rhc mate.... just get her out.
How can you not have sex for2years? If I dnt get it every 2.5days i'm like a caged kitten, ready to pounce, grrrrr. And thats with self releasing No wonder you swear alot, rude ****er
Significant progress made last night on two fronts. Julie finally got the tongue and liked it. I think I could probably have got back to hers if I'd pushed it. She said a lot of very positive things. She was disappointed I was in London from Wednesday to Saturday next week. We're going for a meal the week after. She doesn't like 'expensive', which suits me. Wants to meet the girls. Said I make her feel 'horny'. The unit asked me if I wanted her to leave. She said her lesbian mates will let her live there while she sorts something out. One more provocation and it's happening. All that really went wrong last night was the result. Oh, and getting ****ing drowned on the way from the Cheese to the Grange. It was ****ing biblical - rain, hail and snow at the same time, born on gale-force wind. The brolly Denice lent me disintegrated on the way
I don't know why you didn't just say "OK that's probably for the best love, I'll help you move your gear over the bank holiday" Fair play on getting to grips with the other one though. Sounds like you're in
Yeah. We went outside for a smoke and she said she had a tense neck. Cue the neck and back massage, which I'm actually very good at. She told me I had 'wonderful hands'. I was tempted, but managed to bite my lip
Maybe RHC will change his name to Ronnie in tribute to Ronnie Rosenthal's great miss from 3 yards out
What backwards restaurant were you in that had tongue? please log in to view this image I remember reading Enid Blyton books as a kid and seeing references to people eating tongue and wondering what that was... And being disgusted when I found out that it was literraly tongues. Your generation is sick! How could you eat that?
It's muscle... same as any other bit. They were poor. One big export from Europe to China now is chicken feed and offal. They like it. I don't like liver but had it, never had tongue but had Pigs cheek and trotters in Germany... Not marvellous.
