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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I know one or two who are almost ok.
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Your daughters? :bandit:
     
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  3. saintanton

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    I'm not RHC and tend not to give away so many personal details.
    Obviously anyone related to me is going to be a cut above the hoi polloi.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My 2nd post explains a little. :smile:
     
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  5. saintanton

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    I know. I read it after I'd replied.
    I wasn't serious either. They're all out to get us. <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Views on the Julie situation?
     
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  7. saintanton

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    I wouldn't presume to comment. Not really my business.
    If it's what you want then go for it.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    This but sort the unit situation first.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nope. None of the above.

    Neighbour on one side is a gay man and on the other side a single mum.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This. I understand your sentiment about worrying about her sustainability if kicked out but you've got to make her stand on her own two feet eventually.

    Unless you plan on growing old(er) with her the fairest thing for her and you is to set her free. If you don't want her you're not doing favours letting her continue to mooch.
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    She's clearly having an affair...
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Before I do that, I need to know how much, if any, mileage there is in the Julie thing <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Perhaps the single mum is doing her with a strap-on <whistle>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One can only hope.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    So you're scared of being alone therefore using the unit as a mother figure. That's much better mate <ok>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well... He is a muvva-fukka
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    So I was right about the Unit's bean?

    Cool.

    Take her out for a bevvie after her shift at 7. Get her pissed by 10, take her back to yours by 10.30, Finish smashing her by 10.45 :). Then stick her in a cab and get another one ordered to take you to the bean flickers household. Catch the Unit being licked out by the Lezzers, dump her on the spot, and home free.

    A good bevvie, a shag and ridding yourself of the fat waster all in one epic Saturday night! Classic.
     
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    Tobes, Apr 9, 2016
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  19. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Biscan is your next door neighbour? <whistle>
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    She'll be getting a length from some random you're not aware of mate.

    Milf hunting was a sport I was particularly adept at after my divorce......and before in fairness.....hence the divorce :)
     
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