Rob the Builder wants to beat up RHC because RHC said something to his girlfriend that was not flattering... don't remember what... think it was work related. Don't think he used the term "****hound" when talking to her.
That's right! He was outside the Cheese and Rob the Builder walked up to him and told him to step outside. Rob's pretty dense and didn't realise he was already outside!
But is the pool table not inside, like in most pubs? Then why would he go outside, especially if he was outside already?
Could say something along the lines of wouldn't be sleeping, mattress or no mattress, but would be harsh and don't want to be rude to RHC
Forgot to tell you about my sambuca-fuelled fall on Sunday afternoon. I'm never touching the stuff again I'm not great on my pins at the best of times. I wobbled out of the door and Cockney Roger and Morgan got either side of me to help me across the road. Got to the other side and went down, so they escorted me back to my house and went back to the pub. I fell over again in my back yard and just couldn't get up. I had to phone Morgan to come and get me up Gashed my left elbow and bruised a rib (again). Defo no sambuca ever again
PS Someone filmed the incident and it's on the internet somewhere. No idea how you'd go about finding it, though
