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Wow

 

Summery?

 

Homage to the great rhc line's. ..

Fe fi fo fum.. I want to cum in fiona's bum.

 

Are you hoping to stick one in the **** bank for when you get back home, close your eyes and mount the unit?

 

Holy ****

 

****ing huge disappointment. It was Jimmy the ****house's birthday yesterday, so Denice was on the piss during the day and got Smelly Kate to do her shift. What a ****ing pisser

 

You loved my song... you little grumpy dwarf you...

 

Thinking of walking up to the Grange for the Warrington Vs Leeds game tonight. I don't give a **** about rugby league, but the lovely Julie is working...............................

 

We need a pic of the lovely Julie lad. Get one taken tonight

 

I think it must be love..

no man nor beast could watch beefy men wriggle around on the ground on each other without being gay or chasing a barmaid.

Rugby league is the gayest sport ever.

 

It's a game for roided wools mate.

 

How many times do I have to tell you people?

 

A few more

 

fixed

 

I didn't make it up to the Grange, sadly. My BS mathematician mate came in as did Morgan. Maths mate had weed about his person, so we got some good tunes on and got smashed Julie will have to wait until Sunday.

Denice's sister is down from Darlington. Apparently we're going to Warrington town centre mob-handed a week on Saturday afternoon for a pub crawl. That could get extremely messy

 

please do crawl cos if you try and walk you'll only fall over.

 

That's what I meant

 

Your mission for Sunday

Take your phone.

Push the camera app, point the thing at Julie's ample breasts and press the button

Once completed @luvgonzo will tell you how to post it on the not606 what's app group and he'll put it on here.

Job sorted

 

By messy you mean cock gagging and bukkake right ??