Denice was absolutely ****e-faced last night, as was Jenks. She was all over the punters, getting her ample tits out and and dancing all round the alehouse. Quite weird when you've just got in there sober as a judge after work
Not to my knowledge. It's been mundanely Latchford-orientated, with a splash of Orford and Longford. However, I did bring the question of Sue Katona with the very pissed Jenks last night He shagged he back in the seventies. She was known as the 'pipe-cleaner' back then. Very skinny, but a massive pair of tits, apparently. Jenks once knocked **** out of her hubby
There was a rodent incident last Sunday afternoon. On the Saturday night, the unit had gone to town with the useless barmaid who works on Sunday afternoon and puts loads of ****ing Northern soul on the jukie and Gaynor, the good barmaid. Bad barmaid was pissed and kept ranting on about rats in the pub and that if she saw one when wirking, she's be straight out of the door. In the early afternoon on the Sunday, people were discussing bringing a rat in specially to dispel her from the pub. After I had left, one apparently appeared. She **** herself and legged it. Booby, the tightest twat on the planet, went behind the bar, laughing and saying "It's a toy one", until he tapped it with his foot and it moved. He was straight out of the pub. It was captured on CCTV and is apparently now on Facebook. No idea how you'd find it #classic
Got into a sticky situation with the unit on Saturday. I'd left the Cheese for a break before the match. If I'd gone straight through, I'd have done myself damage at some stage. I fell asleep. The unit picked my phone up to phone my youngest daughter to ask her something about Christmas. There were three text messages and a missed call. One of the texts was from Fiona It arrived when I was asleep. I'd missed kick-off when I woke up so pissed off as I was getting the silent treatment. All OK now though
What's the situation with the unit? Does she see you as "hers"? From previous messages on here it sounded like you once were a thing but that stage passed a long time ago and now she's just using your places as free room and board. How bad was the Fiona text? She knows you're friends with people from the cheese. If it was innocent then there shouldn't be a problem. My Mrs doesn't mind when I get texts or phone calls from female friends. There again... The only female friends I text/phone are ones I were already friends with before I even first dated my wife so she knows they're platonic.
The unit does see me as 'hers'. I didn't see the Fiona text as I deleted it. I doubt it would have been damning in any way. It was just seeing her name that sent the unit off on one. I just told her there was absolutely nothing going on, which there isn't. I'd like her out, but there's nowhere she can go
If she still sees you as hers, then she still thinks she's in a relationship- so from her point of view why would she even be actively seeking somewhere else to go? None of my business of course, but in my opinion you'd need to be straight with her about your take on the relationship before she'd even see a need to look elsewhere. Your reluctance to throw her out is commendable, but at least if she knew it was going nowhere she might consider the possibility of moving on.
