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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's a ****ing **** chippy. You'll only be about 7 minutes by car from the Old Broken Cross. Why not go there and meet me instead. Decent food too. You can also meet Paul the landlord from Tokky, Brian the BS and Lesley, his lovely partner from Anfield who's a Red <ok>

    CW9 7EB. Drive up the dual carriageway to the big roundabout and take the 4th exit off (Middlewich Road). Drive up there almost to the end and the pub is on the right. No ****ing excuses if you're there anyway <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stockton Heath going the same way as Lymm. Lymm's a suburb of Warrington anyway.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pop's cafe is no more.Just a standard service station now.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    @KloppLadSonofAnfield - go lid, you could nip in the Cheese for a scoop and a gander at Fi's arse after <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    If you'll be there that's excuse enough not to go :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Where's the big update?

    I got the voicemail about the invasion and the WhatsApp message. @Red Hadron Collider
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The cheese has been invaded?

    Cockroaches? Everton fans? Yanks?
     
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    If only those things had existed 2000 years ago. The Book of Exodus would have been so much better.
    I mean, boils and lice don't even come close.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm pretty sure yanks did exist in the bible. I see the word ass used quite a bit.
     
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  10. Does this count as grooming?
     
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  11. Dusters?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Any time now <laugh>
     
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    Yes, but "ass" doesn't really mea..........

    Oh, never mind. :)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hurry up! <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There was also the plague of low-cuts.
     
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    That'd be my kind of plague. <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing frogs. A brace of the ****s in there last night <yikes> What's the gaff coming to? Apparently, they were helicopter engine specialists, staying at the Fir Grove just over the swing bridge in Grappenhall. That's where my ex got remarried (no I didn't get invited). Banana Bob was trying to talk to them in their own language and the result was truly cringeworthy. They were asking about where to go and eat. I'd have recommended Petra's kebab shop, which was closed down for a while following food hygiene discrepancies <laugh> Apparently they said they liked the Cheese so much they were coming in again tonight. I'm so looking forward to that <doh> I just have to avoid any direct contact or there may be Latchford-type developments. They were sent to Stockton Heath for food. Hopefully, the ****s will stick to there tonight <ok>

    There was also a Lithuanian in there. Proper cosmopolitan alehouse it's becoming <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Je suis une espion Belge.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Speak English, you septic Northwich twat <grr>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't worry. That's the only French I know.

    Well that and "Je mange le chat."

    I'm counting on it being useful if I ever go back to France.
     
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