I'm telling you... You have to try and hook her and Nick up. Then both you and Fiona can kick out your parasites and go after a newly available Fiona.
Ok... So here's what RHC needs to do. Drug his bint (I'll call her Gertrude for lack of a name) so she falls asleep. Next invite Nick to his flat. Seduce Nick and save his semen then drug him so he falls asleep. Throw Nick's semen on Gertrude's face. Put a gun in Nick's hand to get his finger prints on gun and shoot Gertrude. Call police saying Nick shot Gertrude. Fiona comes running to your arms... You win the girl and No one gets harmed... Besides Gertrude... And I suppose Nick. Fiona may be traumatised too... ... And if course you'll probably be disgusted with yourself too... For giving Nick a blow job... Besides that it's a flawless plan and No one gets hurt.
If you give a woman a fish she will eat for a day. If you throw her out your house she can catch her own damn fish.
RHC - "Ever heard of sofa surfing love?" The Unit - "no" RHC - "I suggest you start doing some research"
No arse action over the weekend. Did spend a very pleasant afternoon yesterday with mt eldest and Jenks listening to Neil Young. The Allman Brothers and Steely Dan in the beer garden. Looking forward to North Yorkshire at the weekend
this seems rather over complicated. Surely the very best solution is to start a rumour in the cheese that nick has done something really bad so he gets murdered by the local drug baron or whatever and that'll be far simpler.
Saw a episode of Top Gear last night (a old one) where Jeremy Clarkson was talking about how he liked Steely Dan
