She probably thinks we do. We haven't really slept together since I did the stairs trip. WE din't do much before as she snores like a ****
Weird. Does she come down the Alehouse with you like? Or does she stay at home while you're out getting leathered every night?
My eldest came to the Cheese last night and played an absolute blinder A few of the younger lads were in there. Chas and Ash were bladdered (Cha's birthday day before and he'd just gone for it again). The bloke I refused to introduce to her the previous time was also there. Chas asked he what her favourite record in the charts was at the moment and she replied that she really didn't like or listen to chart music as it was **** He kept badgering away as to what her favourite record was and in the end, she said Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan. Chas has to put the ****er on She'd only really come to borrow some DVDs off me. It seems her new boyfriend's (manc ) favourite film is Barry Lyndon (my favourite as well ). Kubrick is his favourite director and John Carpenter is second. She borrowed The Thing, They Live and Halloween as well. She has everyone in the pub in stitches. Someone on the way out said "There's no doubt she's yours"
She's barred herself She used to be in there far more than me, to the extent that I had to bollock her for using the house like a ****ing hotel (like my Dad used to tell me ). She got grassed up for giving free bingo tickets to a few people and was sacked, but not barred.
So if she found out you'd been hanging out of Fiona's arse, I take it she'd not be overly chuffed like?
I haven't yet. It's time she went anyway, but she's nowhere to go and no job and I'm not putting her on the street. It's a ****ing mess, really.
So you've basically lumbered yourself with an ex bar maid lodger who snores like a Buffalo and eats your scran? Sounds idyllic
....and she never will have if you leave her holded up in your spare room eating you out of house and home indefinitely... "this isn't working out love, I think it's for the best if you start to look for somewhere else" Easy done.
sooooooo..... perhaps RHC should be saying to his lodger... eh you do realize you are now my lodger not my missus and thats the way it is but you an stay here til you get set... then if she runs off to denise and gets you barred you can play the saint. then if he does do the nasty with fiona's wrong un he's only cheating on one person.
