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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Maybe because you told us you were 5ft 8" <doh>

    PS...same height as me, hence me remembering
     
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  2. He knows she's cheated on him but only as a suspicion on who it is. As far as I understand it, he doesn't tolerate it to the extent that he completely ignores it.
     
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    Sounds like you just want to get caught.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And stays with her?

    Could be a potentially tricky situation then. Which is more important RHC:

    Getting to go to your favourite local or sticking it in Snow White's arse one time? If you get caught that might make going to the cheese uncomfortable in the future.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    If he gets caught it'll make going to the toilet uncomfortable in the future.
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    He's a big lad as well isnt he? <yikes>

    If he foundout there isnt a chance he'd not be looking for trouble with you @Red Hadron Collider
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    And you drink in the same bar <doh>

    Just leave it mate, to much hassle. And what kind of tart is she? She should just finish with him
     
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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Have to be very careful. Some women will let slip the affair just to get their husband to demonstrate how much they love them by beating the crap out of the "boyfriend/lover".
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I've news for RHC..... this anal malarkey aint all that anyway..... Not sure he's ever done it to his own missus who we are all forgetting here..... I'm sure there's varying opinions on here but even with lube i perfer sticking it in the front not the back...
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ****ing harlots.
     
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  11. RHC told Denise about this thread too #dangerous
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Say what?

    I didn't think he had one? Is that 'the unit'?
     
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  13. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I agree. Much prefer the front playground to the sandbox around the back.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    I didn't realise he was married either.
     
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  15. A mate of mine (who would be my best man if i got married) as been dabbling with his ex for a couple of years. Problem is, she is married with kids now. The husband had already warned him to stay away some time ago.

    I'd told him what I thought and told him not to mention it to me after that point (he tried a few times but was told to STFU).

    The husband got hold of him again a couple of weeks ago and slapped him about a bit.

    My mate turned up at mine at 5am (after being hit) because they wouldn't let him get a taxi home (I'm not too far from town centre).

    He told me what had gone off on the way to his.

    My response; "I'm disappointed"
    Him; "because he didn't do a good enough job? "
    Me; "exactly! You deserve to be in the ****ing hospital now STFU"

    :)


    Edit; in other words, if he you go through with it you deserve a good kicking imo @Red Hadron Collider
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Incidentally, I found a photo of RHC and Fiona on Denise's Facebook page.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yes the unit indeed
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Sort of agree that if you shag a married woman then you're morally shady but if she's edging it along more than him then he's less culpable as it's more to do with her shady morals than his tent pole

    I'd probably leave her alone as she is married, even if she hates her husband it still means something
     
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  19. Don't think it matters if you know them both. As bad as each other. Think I'd you feel of you were the husband and you knew the other bloke too.

    What I find amusing is the **** Brod got for cheating on his wife in the thread yesterday yet most of the same people say "smash it" to users on here that are already involved with someone or thinking about messing with someone else that's involved #morales

    PS...I realise it's a forum and not everything is serious
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    WHAT!!!!

    I've prepared 150 dinners for Sunday after I was made pub chef, what do you mean its not serious!!!!!!!!!
     
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