That's the one She was chatting with Banana Bob when I got there. I sat at the bar with my pint and after a couple of minutes, she walked over and said hello. I replied in basic terms. I then went out for a *** and she followed me out. She asked if I was ignoring her and I said I wasn't. She then asked me why I hadn't got in touch after the last time when she'd given me her phone number. I told her I'd texted her, but got no reply. She swore she'd not received it, which turned out to be absolutely true as I'd inputted one digit of her number into my phone incorrectly I put it right and asked me to call her so she had my number. She went back inside and I had another *** and then went back in. She was now talking to another fit woman who I'd never seen before. I put some music on the jukie, starting with Steely Dan. Fi's a sucker for saxophone Her friend said it was wonderful and so complex. I then went out for a joint and the pair of them followed me out. Fi asked me to show her mate some photos of my girls as they are so beautiful. The mate runs The Pyramid in town, which is a music and arts venue. She asked who the first track I put on was by and I said Steely Dan. She said they'd played at the Pyramid a couple of months ago, which caused me to spit beer out. I said it might have been 'Nearly Dan' a tribute band and she said it was defo Steely Dan. I said I'd put my ****ing house on it. She then said "Oh hang on, it was Steeleye Span". I almost spat beer again We chatted for a while longer and then they had to go. Fi came over and gave me a kiss and told me to make sure I phoned her. Her mate also gave me a kiss and she had beautifully soft lips. I think I'll invite them over for some music and joints in the beer garden tomorrow afternoon. It could well be back on
I reckon it's most certainly on the cards based on some of the compliments she paid me yesterday. The only real difficulty are the logistics of whereabouts to 'smash her', as you most eloquently phrased it. And no, I don't mean front door or back door. It would obviously be both
That's potentially feasible, however it wasn't the right forum to ask where she's up to with her husband as there were people coming and going. I've still got Vicky installed, but I could easily say I was going away on business. Not sure how she'd extract herself, given Nick knows she was seeing someone else. Don't forget, he's a big ****
Take a day off, hire a room, take her out at lunchtime for a couple and spend the afternoon wedged up her. Home for tea and then down the Cheese for a post coital bevvy #experienced
