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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Classic yesterday. The barmaid who woks on Sunday afternoons is the worst ever. She's thick as two short planks and daft as a brush <laugh> She only really works there so she can smoke (her hubby thinks she's given up) and put **** on the jukey which is free in there on a Sunday. She spends more time on the customer side of the bar.

    Apparently someone asked her if her Dad was still working and she said he wasn't as he was now ******ed. She was also telling someone else that a friend of hers (who is having IVF therapy) is actually having HIV therapy <laugh>
     
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  2. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    #common
     
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  3. saintanton

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    She smokes in the bar? <yikes>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Like the rest of us do before it officially opens at 12 ish. Then she goes outside which is one of the reasons it's a bastard getting a pint <grr>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    reach around and pour one yer sen
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I do - frequently <laugh>
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    so what you moanin about then :emoticon-0140-rofl:<ale>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'cos said 'barmaid' screams at you when you do it <doh>

    #can'twin
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 17, 2015
  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    I used to regularly go behind the bar to serve at my old local after time. All the staff ****ed off but we regularly had lock-ins. The till was monitored too so we had to pay using a cash tin at the side <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not advisable when the thieving bitch is behind the bar (not the one I'm currently on about).
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Latest special offer at the Cheese. 15 bottles of Stella for £8. Not bad <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 19, 2015
  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Prefer their cider <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #fussytwat
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice and her sister were both pissed as handcarts last night. They didn't stay down quite long enough to provide the cabaret, unfortunately <laugh>
     
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    What kind of wool expression is that?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A polyester one <doh>

    How about ****-faced? Does that suit? <doh>
     
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    I prefer this bit:
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    'down' where??
     
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    I shall leave that to the fertile imaginations of the inhabitants of this board.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dirty minds <laugh> Didn't stay down long enough in the bar before going upstairs <laugh>
     
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