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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by kiwiqpr, Jun 19, 2016.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Commiserations to Mrs kiwi for being married to me for 21 years
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Double commersations indeed!
    Its ok mate, they will survive.
    Mrs Squat and l have 38 years of social distancing down pat.

    We also have a vibrant sex life.
    She suggested that l try travel sex last week................ she told me to fcuk off!
    This week, it was hallway sex .................. we were standing at either end of the hallway and she told me to, fcuk off!
    Next week, it'll be .....................
     
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  3. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    I do so hope you are taking precautions.











    Those hallways can be very drafty. <laugh>
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Poor old Didley will get a chilly willy <yikes>
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Commiserations to Liverpool centre half Dick Van Dyke for the nasty injury caused by Jordan Pickford :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Commiserations for bringing this thread back.
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    Commiserations to those viewing it.
     
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  9. UTRs

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    Sorry to hear about this.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    My thoughts go out to everyone who's taken time out to post on this difficult thread.

    Get well soon.
     
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Commiserations to those.
    Less fortunate than …….us.
    Who can’t string.
    More than three.
    Words together.
    In a sentence.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    doggy style
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Commiserations if you have wasted your time reading this post.
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    Commiserations to all who sailed in Titantic
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Please accept my deepest commiserations for….. well, no particular reason.
    Must there be a reason?
    Commiserations if there is!
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I find myself obliged to fart in your general direction!
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    would that be like a typical Aussie girlie fart

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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    That just put me off my tea <yikes>
     
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