I loved the one where there was a black bird on there who got totally plastered, started doing lobster impressions over the main course then crashed out asleep whilst the rest had pudding.
My 4 guests would be ER, Pud, Monaco and gambol. Scallops with mint and pea puree horse casserole I don't like desserts so a bottle of port each instead.
No ****ing wonder, you can't take those ****s anywhere, especially a ****ing dinner party, admittedly, she only probably got drunk because she was so excited that she was at one, without her washing the ****ing pots, or at the very best, waitressing, you racist ****! Just saying like.
That would be a dinner mate, but, any chance we could just get a pizza and a few cans though, and maybe not invite Pud?!
It's a good show but it's a bit weird that they don't choose what they're going to cook themselves. Never understood that.
