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Cojoined Twins Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I like it when we have intelectual discussions like this.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Neither of those lassies look particularly happy with the state of that cock <laugh>

    Maybe chicks don't dig that lopsided foreskin look?
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Do they have one shared orgasm or do they get to have one each?
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Must be terrible having conjoined twins like these.

    But one of the advantages is you'd only have to buy one pair of shoes.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Watching the programme about them.. What would happen if the one died before the other?
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The survivor would eat the dead one.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I don't know, but it could make for an interesting new porn genre.
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    They have seperate hearts, stomachs and spines. .
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Imagine if you were conjoined with your twin brother and HE was gay.

    "Feel my cock again, bro..." :grin:
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    One wouldn't last long without the other.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Apparently they had three arms.. It's ****ing weird.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    John Carpenter's THE THING?
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Maybe they should send this abomination to Antarctica too.
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    it's weird because they're sort of 1 person but two brains and each one controls one side of the body. makes my brain go a little funny.
     
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  15. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    sounds like most women I know. ( it's as good an explanation of women as any you might know )
     
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  16. LEROY FER 10

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    You have defined all women Jen, as Always right explained in an earlier post :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Excellent movie. An eye opener at the time of it's release, and still very watchable even after repeated viewings.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think you just described my sex life.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Crucially, though.

    One fanny and one arsehole.
     
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