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Cojoined Twins Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Sweats

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    Probably be my best opportunity of a threesome... <ok>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    It does raise all manner of questions as they are classed as two separate women.

    Imagine you were dating the one on the left and she was sucking you off and you pulled out and shot your load over her face and some of it splashed on her sister's coupon?

    Would that be unacceptable sexual etiquette?
     
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    I'd place my balls in one's mouth and have t'other tongue my frenulum.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is she the offspring of Zayphod Beeblebrox?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    Aye a bit of a conumdrum and what if one of them was a lezzer?
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    They share an arsehole, presumably.

    Would that be TWO counts of anal rape?

    Seems ****ing harsh to me.
     
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    Neither is an oil painting.

    If you discount Picasso that is
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'm appalled if this turns out to be true.

    The punishment should fit the number of arseholes.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Or what happens if you're dating the one on the left and you're both horny and fancy a shag but the one on the right says no but you do it anyway?

    Would that be classed as rape?
     
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    A ****ing minefield.

    They should revise the anti-rape adverts if this is true.

     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

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    Get a shovel over it`s head , it`s unclean<peacedove>
     
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    I'd shag it if the head on the left said yes, but would I be able to get my lad up and keep it up if the one on the right was lying there drawing me dirty looks?

    I think not.
     
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    What if they both have non-conjoined boyfriends and they share an arsehole and a fanny?

    If they're not wanting their sphincter torpedoed, do you get sucked off while your bird's boyfriend sets aboot yer bird's timeshare vagina?
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    A head wrecker right enough!
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    This thread is ****ing quality<laugh>
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

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    Sorry:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    If one of them was at herself would that be classed as incest?
     
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