Coffee

#boffins nickname mon "ostracion cubicus"

 

Brilliant patter, Barrie, keep it up.

 

He's a ****. Sometimes ah canny stand him.

 

I like Gambol

 

No option for black as Lukaku's cock

 

Not me, dude.

 

24 inches long, if the song is to believed, bellend to his toes, seemingly, which to be fair would make him having legs on par with our Dev. A fairly amusing song though and I don't think it should be branded racist.

 

Fortnum & Mason's Breakfast Blend tea, you traitorous ****s. Earl Grey in the afternoon.

If forced to attend one of those ****y coffee chains currently all over the High Street like a rash, a cappucino is just about tolerable, but only because the ****s have no ****ing clue how to make a proper cup of Rosie.

At an absolute push, Starbucks espresso is less of an insult than most, to what you might actually get in Milan (which is where you should go if you insist on drinking coffee).

 

Coffee is strictly for poofs and mongos.

 

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discu...e-is-weird-like-me-do-you-not-like-hot-drinks

 

Tea is for old women, poofs and Londoners.

Any man drinking herbal tea should have their testicles removed and be raped by Romelu Lukaku.

 

What a ****ing weirdo that **** is, who doesn't like soup out of a cup ffs?

 

Same goes for coffee.

Real men drink squash and Stella

 

^^^^hangs around coffee shops all day

 

I was in Starbucks and this schitzo kicked off because the girl at the counter said "White Coffee" The nutjob went crazy saying "I ordered coffee with milk, that's coffee with milk in it, I never ordered white coffee so why are you trying to sell me white coffee?!"

He then looked at me and said "what are you looking at?" I just stared at him and kept on staring at him saying nothing until he picked up his coffee with milk and skulked off. Typical London crazy who back in the old days would have been locked up in an asylum. Nice to know a combination of budget cuts, mental health reforms and care in the community means you are only a small step away from getting chivved by a lunatic.

Upshot was the girl at the counter apologized for me being threatened and I got my skinny latte for free. Bonus!!

 

I think it's appalling that it's called a "skinny" latte. Body shaming fat people should not be tolerate at any level!

 

What a poof.

Did you wet yourself as well?

 

Yes of course I did Toby, as well as wetting myself I also shat my pants then vomited all over the place.

Ever been confronted by a schizophrenic? Please do tell us all how best to approach the situation so that next time I don't soil myself.

 

Confuse them the same way you confuse a paedo. Simple stuff.

You do know how to confuse a paedo, don't you?