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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I used to sing along to a Heinz Soup advert so you should call me Heinz because of that and the fact I've had 57 varieties in me.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Tetley tea is so weak you have to sit up at night with it.

    Tetley tea is like making love in a canoe. ****ing near water.

    Tetley tea is what I call "Lighthouse tea". Blinking near watter.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stopmeimaslapper ?
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is that what you say in that there Coocaddens Underpass?
     
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    My mum and dad nicknamed us all after memorable things about our conceptions. My sister was chestnut as they'd bought some roasted ones - mine was where are those ****ing featherlites...
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How very interesting. Please, do go on.
     
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    I just imagined David Cameron saying that ...
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    dae ye aye
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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