I am the Coffee King. A connoisseur. An artist of the bean. Ethiopian is the Queen bean; I have Harar beans delivered on a weekly basis. I'm currently using the DeLonghi Café Corso, but the Nespresso in my study is a much loved piece of kit. The M&S pods are, in my opinion, better than the official pods. Stay away from the Waitrose pods, though - they are extremely bland.
Big mug of tea in the morning, little milk, no sugar. Coffee in the afternoon. Strong, no milk, no sugar. Green tea in the evenings. Water throughout the day.
You must be like a fat bastarding camel you smelly old ****e stain. And where's the fkin wine you purple nosed ****ter?
Sorry, pal, I must have overlooked your post. Grumpy Mule coffees are certainly superb, especially the Rwandan Musasa.
Used to drink about 5 cups a day of it, but now don't drink any. As it became very addictive. Now I mainly drink water, or the occasional diet coke. Drinking to much coffee isn't good for your health. Neither are high energy drinks, which I'd never touch either
It's no coincidence that the greatest empire the world has ever known was fueled entirely by tea, beer, rum and opium. Since the British began to acquire a taste for such morally corrupt stimulants such coffee, wine and cocaine, everything has turned to ****.
Except for the fact that Coffee was the drink of choice in Britain long before we started drinking tea. Besides, Ergo tea is for Tinks and wanabee office Lotharios and coffee is for young go-getters like me.
Very clever Dev. How about telling everyone that the study to which you refer was carried out by someone who was gang raped by the Tetley tea men?
my big brother's nickname was Tetley coz when he was a wee boy, he used to sit and sing along to the advert
