Coffee Dad

You picked my comment out of 70 odd others?


That's pretty typical of you, everyone can see it, everyone knows it and it's comforting to know I can get on your tits without even making an effort

 

Another ****.

 

Don't get the fuss about coffee (or tea). Doesn't taste that good or anything

 

I picked your message because it was the top comment on page 4 responding to my own.

Excuse me but aren't you the one that has said you would prefer if I no longer posted on here and weren't you the one that stormed in a huff because of me making things "too personal"

 

I use it every day.

My missus wakes me up with a capuccino every morning.

It gets a proper cleaning every Saturday morning.

It's the dug's swingy bits. One of the best things I ever bought.

 

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I think Medro's got a crush on you Dev. He's like the schoolboy who pulls the ponytail of the girl he fancies at school because he doesn't have the bottle to ask her out.

Medro Dev.

 

You won it on a 1980`s game show .

 

Sad **** alert.

 

Bullseye!!!!!!

"That's yours to keep" "No-one can take it away from you"

 

I'd go as far as to suggest anyone without a proper coffee making appliance in their home is a ***** spazzy **** living in the past. <ER>

 

Or at least some sort of cultureless philistine.

 

Poor BD `s wife having to spend every Saturday scrubbing out that stupid looking thing, she will end up sabotaging it .

 

She wanted it.

It was my Christmas present to her two years ago

 

You hang about with many schoolboys?

But if that was the case then you would have a dozen crushes on folk on here.

One of which being myself.

 

Buy her blow job goggles next time

 

Fuxake If ah got Mrs Gas a kitchen appliance for christmas she'd kick ma **** in. Whit you getting her this year, a hoover?

 

Medro's standard "reverse joke" falls flat once again.

 

Great response Julian

 

You're even dumber than I gave you credit for.