Coaches to wembley

Any available setting off from East Hull?

Don't want to go on TT and be stuck in the middle of 100 coaches and won't be ideal with no parking at stadium or walton st.

 

Get a bus into town you lazy ****.

 

and how the **** do i get home at gone midnight

 

Taxi?

 

There's a Psycho's double decker setting off from Pelican and picking up on Witham at midnight.

 

Yeah i know that, but easier if there's a coach running from East.

Do you really want to be part of a convoy of over 100 coaches setting off from the KC.

It's bad enough getting out of the carpark with 30/40 coaches

 

I've heard there will be half and half flask vendors on Walton St early doors Sunday.

 

If I go by coach I want picking up on my doorstep with a personal alarm call half an hour earlier. It want a window seat, behind the driver and Val Doonican's greatest hits playing on CD player until we get to Goole, then a change to Steve Masson's Sunday request show on Radio Humberside.
The driver has to be called Brian and it would help if he has a beard and uses plenty of Brut under arm spray, preferably Old Musk.
On arrival back in Hull I expect to be dropped off first on Bilton Grange with a call to our lass as we go under the Humber Bridge so she remembers to put the kettle. Or I'm not going, take it or leave it City. Do you want supporters or not ?

 

Rosewood... mahogany... teak?

 

I am driving, sod TT we went once with them and never again they are useless - or at least they were on our trip!

 

****ing hell, I only asked. I hope i dont get sat near you at wembley

 

Seriously though, you maybe need to make a bit more of an effort.

 

He has a point though. 100 coaches, all heading back to KC at midnight. That is going to be one ****ing twatter of a taxi queue.

 

Happy days for the vermin who rob from parked cars.....

 

why do I need to make more of an effort?

I asked if any coaches were going from east hull, not tiger travel.

they were a few for the play off final but havent heard if anyone has arranged one this time.

 

I'm sat next to Tom Courtney, our celebrity supporter, who hasn't seen a game since 1969.

 

All joking aside, saw him at Stoke in '72.

 

Billy Liar Tom Courtney

 

Well, what would you like your breakfast tray made out of?