It's raised young lads' expectations too much as well. Back in the day a flash of breast was good enough to make you think you had died and gone to heaven. Now they think a girl is playing hard to get if she hasn't shagged 9 of them at the same time and finished off by letting them stick the entire contents of her dad's allotment up her bum.
Teenagers worried that they are addicted to porn What else are you supposed to do with the over abundance of hardons if not enjoy them.
Now I think about it more, this is incredibly irresponsible. I do not watch it myself of course but my imaginary friend tells me that in most films these days the blokes wear condoms for penetration. These men and women are role models for family planning and stopping kids having access to such a responsible example could result in a massive increase in teenage pregnancies.
Toby, as a Green party supporter, could you tell me what is their policy on internet porn? Just thinking all those hairy-legged dykes probably aren't too keen.
Seeing how much damage random noobs are causing, by giving online scammers £587878767687468767687867456757 a year and allowing their puters to be turned into sleeping DDoS tools, we're approaching the need for a licence to use the internet. Same with having kids too in the first place. It's not that ****ing hard to monitor what your kid does, even though the thought of looking through your son's porn browsing history is a bit ****ing creepy... Hopefully the Tories will **** it up and it'll cost them more votes. Although if they banned puns at the same time as porn I wouldn't be as pissed off...
I would have ****ed myself to death with modern access to porn when I was a young innocent Toby. You had to watch ****ing pictures download mm by mm, compared to the HD videos they have nowadays...
I'm a stoner ffs, at one point I actually thought I might have watched all the (non-kiddy, non-gay and no animals involved) porn on the internet.
There was something so much more gratifying about downloading an image though. You'd get to the tits, have a **** and by the time its finished downloading you're able to **** to the whole image
I remember keeping the family off the computer for hours so I could 'stream' a 20sec video. They were always ****ing awful. There are ****ing gifs that are longer nowadays
