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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 8, 2016.

  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Well ultimately .......you are a Spurs fan
     
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  2. True, but me - a clown?

    Wum Master, for sure. Never a clown.

    I don't even own a chainsaw, mate.
     
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  3. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    I Know a clown that bought a chainsaw to clear his land .
    He brought it back claiming he could only cut down a few trees a day .
    The salesman said give it to me and ill check it out .
    The salesman started it up and the clown said " Whats that noise" ....
     
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  4. NSIS

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    I do! :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  5. MoultonFox

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    I thought clown president was Gareth Southgate as he has a lot of clowns playing for him.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    She's dead mate.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's Roofie and Bodanki kicked off of team Dildo then :)
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    OUCH
     
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  9. The great thing about us lads is, we can engage in some brutal banter without throwing our toys out of the pram, and the next minute we're all slapping one another on the back!

    That doesn't happen with the segments.
     
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  10. Those bastard clowns!
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Come to do my daily check on Matthew's welfare.

    You orite mate?
     
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  12. Sharpe*

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    This country is ****ing pathetic at times. It really annoys me.

    Man up some of you ****ers <ok>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Ha Ha .... said the clown ...
     
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  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    You mean legend, right?
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Is your missus called Cathy? .. do you die each time you hear the sound? if not, then OK ... legend <ok>
     
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  16. <doh>
    Words fail me, Bambi.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That would explain why so many of your posts are gibberish.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I know ... consistently ... :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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