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****cloth Wid Yie x3

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I like East Kilbride.

    One of my sister's stays there. Spent many a happy time there.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    II and III - Ah wid but only if they were just out their periodic shower.

    The wee specky first one, though - I'd batter that wan through the clinkers <ok>

    I'd knock the compost aff that nanny.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Would you wait until they'd washed the ****cloth or just get fired right intae it?
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    On second thoughts, I probably widnae.

    Vaginal mucus has its shortfalls but it's still better than crusty jobby.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I try and avoid Greenhills whenever I can <laugh> Was at a house party there years ago and ****s jumped over the fence to fight us. My mate got stabbed by a house for sale sign <laugh> I'm a really good fighter so after I ko'd 2 of them the rest scattered.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    'It is definitely possible,' insists Mikala, who says she and her husband stopped using toilet paper about a year ago. 'It is almost seen as a necessity [and] it doesn't have to be, and it's been a lot of fun to learn how to do it this way.'

    Sounds like loads of fun right enough.
     
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