And her ex-husband by the looks of it mate. Tell you what though, when you'd just fancy a nice pie and chips and she struts in with an apple, stilton and cedarwood tart with pinapple and monkfish goulash I'd not be happy. Bet she loves a bit of role play. filth bag.
Well tbh, she's a bit too posh for me. While of course I'd shaft her, I like a more down to Earth woman.
Yeah, me too, she looks like she's got a bit of baggage. I'm more of a Katy Perry kind of fella, or a girl next door type... **** knows where that saying comes from by the way, one of my neighbours is a scruffy emo and the other side is a rotten old bag. I want my money back.
Rumour has it the first line of a particular song was changed from "Got m'self a crying talking sleeping walking blowup doll"
News Update -An historical sex offence inquiry into singer Sir Cliff Richard has "increased significantly in size" and involves "more than one allegation", police say. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31630793
This thread One of my favourite threads ever, coincidentally after that one with the random bird who was asking for a date to go watch Cliff Richard at the SoL and Indy got pied
The funniest thing about this is the army of fanatical middle aged 'Cliffettes' who won't hear a word said against him. They're more radical than any football supporter ........ mention that you think the allegations may be true and they become absolutely hysterical. Mind you, these are deluded souls who believe 'he's never changed, still looks as young as ever .............. please log in to view this image
Not sure if this is Prince Charles, or some other fan, but it sounds pretty extreme ........ "Mum and I have seen Cliff Richard in concert more than 10,000 times in the past 50 years. Our home is a shrine to him. You can’t see the walls in my bedroom, hall, staircase or lounge for photos and memorabilia."
Police to expand investigation into former band mates of Cliff Richard! .... Personally I think they're just chasing Shadows...
(Para, this is the most tenuous pun I've ever attempted on here ......... if you get it you'll win a fabulous prize.)
I've had a giggle myself, farted reading one response from Gus' Gonads. Too much protein this morning.
Joking aside, I only wish the child abuse spotlight would turn and focus onto 'Parliament Perverts' as well as old entertainment has-beens - those suspected of child abuse in Government will all be dead before any justice can be served on them
Well it is somewhere sunny I know he's planning a big pool party and says there'll be lots of jelly .......... not sure what kind though. I fear this chap is invited though, please log in to view this image
