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Cliff Richard - Dorty Bastard. Fact.

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  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me off one of the finest jokes ever...

    'Whats black and screams'.....


    ....Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

    Never gets old.
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    As I stated, the accusations don't surprise me, but my natural caution then steps in to the wait and see mode..
     
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  3. SAFCDRUM

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    Potentially not the right thread but about to get sacked at work for laughing out loud for apparently no reason. (classic comments above)
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    The clues were always there, if only the police had looked sooner ..........


    Cliff Richard and The Shadows 1960 - 'Willie And The Hand Jive' <doh>
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    ****in hell, he's not getting much sympathy. <laugh>

    I must have led a sheltered life not to see this coming.
     
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  6. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Were innuendos not around in the 60's? In fact its so blatent.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    "We're all going on a summer holiday"

    Yes Cliff, HMP Wakefield... here meet your new best friend...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Nads

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    Were they a band?
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    As Paradiddles said he should've been locked up years ago ...... I'd have given him life after that ****e at Wimbledon in the rain <doh>

    [video=youtube;XnGTXvFgK_k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnGTXvFgK_k[/video]

    I just had an email from my son who had him in our 'Yewtree sweep' and takes the pot if he's charged.

    My money was on Christopher Biggins <laugh>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's all the MBE's, OBE's, Knights and stuff getting found out... I bet Brucey's off down the tip with his typewriter that dirty old ****'s bound to be in on it!
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh> **** sake.
     
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  12. Nads

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    I've never wanted to parachute in and kick a man in the face more than that ****ing Wimbledon thing.

    Shows how people are different, some said it was a charming, unforgettable moment, I said it made every English man, woman, child and dog look like a ****ing idiot.

    Man is a bawbag.
     
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  13. Nads

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    I hope not, I genuinely like Brucey, but as a gambling man, I'd say that it would seem more than likely he's the sort to hoy his wrinkly digits in anything.
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    One of my other sons had him in our sweep ...... he'll be gutted if Cliff gets charged first.

    I bet this'll all make the Queen think twice about handing our gongs to perverts .......
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Peter Purvis.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No doubt about it, he's shagging a bird about 70 years his junior already, there's no way that's only a recent obsession of his, he'd have had his Alex Manningers in every illegal pie going.

    They should polygraph the dirty old sods before they get the medal, if they fail then they just chop their heads off, instead of just touching them on the shoulder with the sword.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Good shout Billy. I'm sure I used to see him slyly fingering Petra the dog.
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

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    Ouch, wouldn't castration be just as effective?
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lionel Blair, he looks like a mucky old bastard.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dunno mate why, what's his dog done?
     
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