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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw but you didne.
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Firstly: that works out at £312 per year which would pay for the gear.
    Secondly: I'd have to remember to leave the side gate unlocked and hide money somewhere every two weeks for the rest of my life.
    Thirdly: some of the young mums on the estate might ask me to come round and do them.
     
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  3. Odious Turd

    Odious Turd not606's best fighter

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    I just keep my curtains closed

    True story
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^ lives on an estate, ****ing scummer
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Only during the working week.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Stopme
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No mate, I want to get the proper gear.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    This is the way I do it

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  9. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    Would never guess you were Irish, mate.
     
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  10. Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga

    Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Lease them as advertising tarpaulin space.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    I was in a local authority Housing office when a gentleman of ethnicity walked in barely clothed and covered in blood. He just sat down at the reception and waited to be seen. When he got to the reception desk he said that he wanted to report some broken windows, just then someone came running in pointing at the chap and saying "That's him! He's just smashed all the windows in our block"

    Turns out chappie was off his meds and put his bare hands through a load of the communal glazing in one of the blocks of housing on the local estate. Got carted off by the Five-O after the ambulance crew fixed him up. Claret everywhere.

    Not all bad though, my firm got a nice little earner out of the re-glazing job.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cleaning glass is a bit of a pane
     
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  13. monacoger

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    Your puns are transparent as ****
     
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  14. B-C

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    Windowlicking spastic ****
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> hiya, buddy, off work today?!
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Could you be clear?
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    **** up
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    Are you feeling a bit fragile today Mon?
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    Everyday <grr>
     
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  20. B-C

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    Nah. Just felt i had to type that.
     
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