Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jun 5, 2019.
Naw but you didne.
Firstly: that works out at £312 per year which would pay for the gear.
Secondly: I'd have to remember to leave the side gate unlocked and hide money somewhere every two weeks for the rest of my life.
Thirdly: some of the young mums on the estate might ask me to come round and do them.
I just keep my curtains closed
^^^^ lives on an estate, ****ing scummer
Only during the working week.
please log in to view this image
No mate, I want to get the proper gear.
This is the way I do it
Would never guess you were Irish, mate.
Lease them as advertising tarpaulin space.
I was in a local authority Housing office when a gentleman of ethnicity walked in barely clothed and covered in blood. He just sat down at the reception and waited to be seen. When he got to the reception desk he said that he wanted to report some broken windows, just then someone came running in pointing at the chap and saying "That's him! He's just smashed all the windows in our block"
Turns out chappie was off his meds and put his bare hands through a load of the communal glazing in one of the blocks of housing on the local estate. Got carted off by the Five-O after the ambulance crew fixed him up. Claret everywhere.
Not all bad though, my firm got a nice little earner out of the re-glazing job.
Cleaning glass is a bit of a pane
Your puns are transparent as ****
Windowlicking spastic ****
hiya, buddy, off work today?!
Could you be clear?
Are you feeling a bit fragile today Mon?
Nah. Just felt i had to type that.