Classic Patter

[Mind The Duck]

Yer clubs deid mate, beat it

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[Toley Fart]

Aye “beat it” is classic patter

 

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Aye “beat it” is classic patter

In you pop

 

[Mick O'Toon]

"Get your coat you've pulled"haha
Never fails!

 

[Gambol]

"Get your coat you've pulled"haha
Never fails!

"Hullo, doll " always fails. But still a classic.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

It's said an Irish accent or brogue is a sure fire winner, it's not.

 

[monacoger]

**** up, Gambol.

 

[Gambol]

**** up, Gambol.

Classic Ian ROFL IIRC ETC

 

[monacoger]

Classic Ian ROFL IIRC ETC

Welcome aboard, buddy

 

[pompeymeowth]

Would you like to come up and see my Hornby train set?

 

[DevAdvocate]

That's a lovely dress, it would look great at the foot of my bed.

 

[Moses]

I like your little merkin.

 

[monacoger]

That's a lovely dress, it would look great at the foot of my bed.

You are one wee, sick bastard.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Excuse me ,I think I dropped something.My jaw(

 

[Da Original M.D 20/20]

Aye “beat it” is classic patter

Pack your bags and move to france always a topper also, IIIRRC

 

[Da Original M.D 20/20]

Asking a mechanic for new foreskin washers.

/TTOPPED

 

[Da Original M.D 20/20]

Any of you ever heard that one.

You know.

Where aldos maw runs away with a darkie?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Any of you ever heard that one.

You know.

Where aldos maw runs away with a darkie?

Well it could have been worse, she could have moved to Perth.

That would just be too much.

 

[Da Original M.D 20/20]

Well it could have been worse, she could have moved to Perth.

That would just be too much.

But your maw moved to Blairgowrie?

Isn't that the toy story equivilent of infinity and beyond?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

But your maw moved to Blairgowrie?

Isn't that the toy story equivilent of infinity and beyond?

Now you are talking gibberish Angus