Haha, of course I was joking and yep I will need both legs.. Thinking about an Elvis impersonation act, he got called King Creole well welcome King Creosote.. I can see the lights now, the screams, the applause, the hip shake, the quiff, the life, the cars, the mansions in some funny place with a daft name, the women, the wife, the lover, the karate instructor, the insane jealousy, the drugs, the obesity, the death....................... **** that for lark.. So what thoughts do you have between the timber and tongue and groove..
That's far too filthy to print on this side of the wall my friend. I've been enrolled into the wall of shame in my own shed club. Rule number one, don't leave your stash on display. Or is it don't talk about shed club. ****. It's just a dart board and a few jigsaws I swear.
You had a raid? Just tell them you are minding the shed for a friend from Syria whose praying on the living room rug.. Iv'e tried it and for some reason the 'shed police' apologise and walk away..
I was just brushing my teeth and looked out the window, here's some baldy bastard shouting 'Mini Mile cut the locks' then a load of people peering into my shed, "I'll take 5,10,25,50,100,110,120,120 now I'm gonna say 130, I got 130 once, twice, all in fair warned"... The next thing I know my shed's empty and I've got nowt. My tapes were in there, and my collection of bottled farts I was saving for the wife's anniversary.
WTF were you doing playing bingo for when you were brushing your teeth? A Terry fetish? I bet you don't win much Ha! Didn't know you had locks either, are you the Mark Lester of Manchester? As for the shed, the evidence is gone now, be thankful, could have been worse, they might have found the miniature greenhouse with the women's clothes in you wear occasionally.............whoops sorry teresa, er I mean whoopies terry I wasn't thinking straight, tablets taking a while to kick in..
Back to the OP...Why not give the lads a chance before passing judgement...It is the utter negativity of a large section of our supporters that contributes to our downfall..
Don't you love transfer windows, in fights an all. Same in the summer, 2 weeks of window left blah blah, I got slaughtered saying won't be ready fit and ready until October, actually not sure they became ready at all. I think the frustration is we want the money men of our club to show the same ambition that us, the fans deserve, now I to am again underwhelmed by the signings and lack of noise coming from our club. I and the op could be wrong, he may not be a crock, and ndoye may do ok, as last comment Kone?? Well done the lads last night by the way but the worry is we give ourselves a chance and everyone around us seems to be making noises of decent signings, time will tell
It's not a reasonable thought you arse! It's completely unfounded and the only reasons you've given are "Sunderlands previous transfer history". So players like Kevin Phillips, Seb Larsson, lee Cattermole etc. Etc. You're not basing your opinion on the players we've signed. You're basing it on other players we've signed which makes no sense
have you regularly seen them play ? I haven't which is why judgement is reserved! The op has judged them without seeing them based on previous players we've signed! Also.. We're likely to run out if this end of season charm we've had and get relegated eventually. Do you expect us to be signing iniesta or messi?
Think its maybe best to give them a chance before maling your mind up. They may turn out to be ****, or maybe a hit like M'Vila. Time will tell.
Some people are worried that we're not spending the cash - fair enough. Some are saying we may not need to, the guys we have got in may be good enough to do the job we want and improve the team - fair enough. My personal opinion - I think if Sam had wanted a huge amount more and wasn't getting it, he would be shouting about it in the media. Priority number 1 is to stay up and Sam will have analysed what's needed. I never really agreed with Dick that the team isn't good enough to stay up - there is some quality there, but unfortunately there are some who are a waste of space as well. We'll do alright and hopefully the signings will be solid enough. For the last few seasons there's been fans writing our chances off at an early stage - ludicrous. This season - the fat lady hasn't even got onthe stage yet.
Oh yeah - and while I'm here - what about our tranfer history. You only need to go back to last year and we did the deal of the century - Defoe cost us nothing, well Altidore = nothing. I think he's proved he's not a has been to the doubters as well.
When a Sunderland fan says next level, believe it or not they're comparing with the Sunderland squad not spurs. Lens is next level, his work rate is questionable but that's in hand now we've found his best position. Nobody has said Ola is next level. wrong board. http://www.not606.com/threads/summer-2014-transfers-mega-thread.262085/page-54#post-6762292 Can't wait till you do something to get banned. You are well and truly one big fat waste of a brain cell. Most stupid WUM on the board hands down. A right product of your Grandma's minge.