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    "Thanks fur asking me to a party at the squat guys. The bottom line is it's sudden impact is beyond the pale man. It's just like Mr Walker says should I stay or should I go?" BAD
     
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    <laugh>

    That is one cool cat <cool>
     
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    <laugh>

    What an excuse that was to dog school by the way.

    One of the best skives ever.
     
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    Moses me old mucker , do you think the squat will be free the weekend of next years Rockness ? I should like to attend said musicy shindig but i refuse to sleep in a wheelly bin like i dun this year .
     
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    No bother Aldo. The wheelie bin thing can be quite unsettling can't it? It's why we should say a wee prayer for Hoopy this Xmas.

    We should all set up our own squats across the country on the derelict SPL boards. MD could have St Johnstone and Gambol Motherwell. Fancy a wee Edinburgh squat Aldo?
     
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    My flat mate at the time went and lived in the tree houses in Pollok park for about seven months. I was all solidaritied up for her until she stopped paying the ****ing rent on our place and we got evicted<laugh>
     
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    Ooooft nae danger stranger . Edinburgh squats are a health hazard . Look how poor ST turned out . How he finds clothes to fit him with such a humph is a modern day miracle .

    I wouldn't mind a wee place by the sea . Ayr possibly or somewhere you don't have to swim amongst the tampons would be even better .
     
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    <ok> <laugh>.
     
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    ST's from Ayrshire originally I think. The problem with seaside squats is we're kind of limited by the teams on the board. There is no Ayr board, but you could always start a squat in Kilmarnock then dodge the fares on the train and visit Ayr on a daily basis. You could also hitchhike I suppose as sometimes the trains are full of tampons too. Maybe the answer is we squat on some of the lower English teams boards no one uses.

    Loads of these SPL boards have nobody on them. Maybe Regan was right, but not in the way he thought.
     
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    Apparently we're trendy on tweetoid now. How I love the absurd metalinguistics of the young.

    Barton's a bit of a worry though he tends to get a bit violent doesn't he? I didn't know it was his gaff. I'll give Paddy a call to sort him out.
     
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    <laugh>

    Think ST stayed wae them for a wee while I think.

    Made for interesting viewing at the centre anyway, loads of mad looking ****s wae dreadlocks walking about <laugh> I think they actually made Pollok sketchier <laugh>
     
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    [video=youtube;KD2tAsAtkMI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD2tAsAtkMI[/video]

    [video=youtube;7G6cFtsxKz0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G6cFtsxKz0[/video]

    A brief musical interlude to alleviate the tensions generated by Barton. Paddy will sort him when he gets here.

    Hoots aye the noo mon. Furgoat tae post in the aul scotz.
     
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    <laugh> Wonder how ST got on in it? Imagine the look on his coupon when he realised that the Bushie was not indeed a vegetarian cafe.:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    "Just to say you guys thanks for asking over to stay in the squat it was really super man! Sure beats living on the streets anyhow. Just to say though I think that lil Snoopy dog gave me rohypnol. It was still a blast though." Margot Kidder
     
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    "Come ahead Barton...If I were you, i'd get in that ****in' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna ****ing hit you all." Paddy
     
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    Thanks Paddy the squat stays open.<whistle>
     
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    "Ye know me I don't want to cos trouble or nothin', but sometimes when ah'm travellin' in the highlands people kin be a wee bit prejudicial about me lifestyle to be sure. So I stay in the squat wi the Rangers boys. Ther a fine bunch of boys to be sure. Despite the clubs ah've played for they accept me as one of their ain . God bless ye boys." Roy
     
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    Moses log squatdate 28112013

    I came back to the squat today to get away from Glasgow and the endless debate about banners and things. I was horrified to see that the local chavvy ned guys had painted this mural on the gable end of our lovely shack.

    I feel really alone just now, Gambol's ****ed off with Margot Kidder in the back of his van and MD's testing some new weed for the Russians. Even Keano's buggered off, there was some fair in Peterhead or something. This is the downside to living in a collective, the sense of isolation can be devastating when you realise you are in fact all on your own. I would even welcome Barton back just for the proof and validation of my own existence.

    Surely that mural constitutes some kind of hate crime or something? I don't know how much longer I can stay here. I thinks it's the end fairly soon<wah><wah><wah>
     
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