They'd be able to tell the barmaid how much each round cost before she'd totted it up. Proper night out.
I agree with everything apart from your final sentence. If our debt was owed to a bank they would almost certainly have insisted on asset-stripping as soon as we were relegated. Ted Horst would be our striker, not Hernandez. If it weren't for the fact the clubs debt is owed to the Allams we'd be up **** creek. They are saviours, not sinners.