Cheeky bastid. I'm more of a svelte Minty. With a goatee. Comparisons have been made with that comedian, Bill Bailey but I don't have his long flowing locks. Sod off Chazz, just because you can't grow any hair on your head, don't be hating on the muskateer look. The Shrek comment was silly too, I imagine Chazz to look like the dad off Benidorm.
Is Chazz a balder? I thought he'd have a good head of hair ala Michael Bolton. For the record I'm in the process of growing a full set. Thing is I might end up looking like Bluto and I'm not entirely sure that would be a good look.