hang on and i'll get my interpretators head on.
Beat the white shhhhhhhh tite
and we are on a roll
i think this bit means if we beat leeds we are on a roll. the op seems worried about infecting the swear filter.
work with 2 leeds scrum minus r
i think the op works with 2 people who are leeds fans and he is worried that scum will be done by the swear filter, hence scrum and hence minus r meaning take the r out of scrum to get to scum.
told them they are going downwards and the tigers are on the march back to the prem
i think this is what the op told his work colleauges - that leeds will drop down the table while the tigers get promoted.