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  1. Archers Road

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    And get Michael Corleone to stir it.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Slice the garlic with a razor blade
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    <laugh> I actually tried that. It does not melt in the pan.
     
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  4. brb

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    Any proper Italian family run restaurant that's who. You guys really are thick!

    Like I said he wrote war and ****ing peace so he might as well have gone the whole hog roast.
     
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    I cooked spaghetti carbonara today exactly as my Italian friends from Rome cooked it .
    Boil spaghetti with a bit of salt
    Splash some good olive oil in a pan with 3 cloves of garlic whole to flavour the oil then remove as it goes brown.
    Chuck in smoked pancetta and a finely chopped onion.
    Mix 1 egg yolk with 1 egg and grate parmesan cheese in with ground pepper.
    When the pancetta gets crispy drain the spaghetti and mix in the pan .
    Remove from heat add the sauce and serve in the bowl you mixed the egg .
    Grate more parmesan over.
    ****ing magic and done in 20 mins.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    It was a quick dinner (not tea <grr>) for me and the kids so I used shop bought dried pasta. I do have a pasta machine and I do now how to make fresh pasta, thanks for your concern.

    Now I know how Mary Berry felt after putting white wine and cream in her Bolognese. Having said that I'd never put white wine and cream in mine. Apparently the secret to a traditional Bolognese sauce is to use half beef and half pork, fresh tomatoes, salt & pepper, must simmer on the stove top for minimum of 2 hours. Some Italian bloke reckons this is the proper way how we do it in blighty is all wrong.

    You don't need a recipe book for pasta sauce, its just variations on tomatoes, onions & garlic with other bits in it. A jar of Dolmio will do the trick too. I only tend to use recipe books for baking as the weights need to be correct, other than that it is all intuition and natural culinary flare.
     
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  7. Archers Road

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    You have your own pasta maker? Jesus, Grove. Metrosexual ponce status irrefutably confirmed <ok>
     
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  8. brb

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    Thanks for clarifying to Archers people do make their own pasta <ok>
     
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    I like Noodle doodles.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wouldn't the start be hatch an egg?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mix one egg yolk with one egg :huh:
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Don't forget the wheat. "We sow the seed, nature grows the seed....."

     
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    Yes 2 eggs 2 yolks minus the white from 1.
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Some people knit their own denim.

    It isn't right though <ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    This thread is pasta joke.
     
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  16. brb

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    You said...Who the **** makes fresh pasta? ****ing no one, that's who....and I said family run Italian restaurants <ok>
     
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    This thread is an abomination!

    This Italian native is absolutely disgusted.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seems overly complicated.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Apparently real carbonara doesn't have cream in it and eggs are the way to go so Simon is correct.
     
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    haha, has anyone ever seen the film the grinch, theres a bit in it where the young grinch is gettin fired into some we tart in school and he tries to shave his beard off n ends up with a face like a faggots arse, he goes into school the next day and the whole class rip the pish out of him and he goes apeshit and wrecks the class, launched the christmas tree across the room and all sorts :laugh:
     
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