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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Oct 25, 2020.

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  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Some bloke in Westerhope has got his decs up already.

    Anyone else see any decorations up near them yet?

    Just don’t get the point to be fair. Far too early.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    He obviously doesn’t have a life.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There’s a bellend near me who never takes his outdoor led lights down and also has a Santa teddy biscuit Tim in his kitchen window all year round.
     
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  4. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Went to see my sister last week she's got it all done.. Shopping, wrapping the lot.
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 25, 2020
  5. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Obi lives near you? I never knew.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Look, it's not my fault, I tried to get the lights down from the roof, but my ladder broke.

    I bought another ladder, but that one broke too.

    And the 3rd one.

    They just don't make ladders like they used to.

    So I just leave the Xmas lights up
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 25, 2020
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    No xmas this year, right?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 25, 2020
  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    If the takeover goes through, it will be Christmas all year.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 25, 2020
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  9. Captainpancakes

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    When the takeover goes through
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Is is happening (the takeover not xmas)?
     
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  11. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    I hate Christmas
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    It's why I've left my Xmas lights up all year, but some grumpy old neighbour keeps just complaining about them. Miserable twat.
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    Have to say I absolutely love Christmas.
     
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    Good for you, but for some of us it's just a pile of ****
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 25, 2020
  15. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Wasn’t having a go at you. You expressed your opinion and I just expressed mine.
     
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  16. Captainpancakes

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    I know mate sorry didn't mean to come across in a strop I just thibk Jesus was full of ****
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye but the celebration is about Baby Jesus, before he was full of ****!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 25, 2020
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    Ahh **** him too..
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Just a thought, IF Christmas is cancelled this year, we do still get to eat and drink in excess, right?
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 25, 2020
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm all for that <cheers>
     
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