It's ours tonight. I did myself a Secret Santa last night. A spliff chock-full of high octane herb wrapped in tin foil for odour suppression purposes whilst in the office. It works a treat. Should be an interesting night. It's a ****ing good job my figures are so good
The most hungover I have ever been was after a works Christmas party. I had to travel to Brussels the next day to attend a family wedding. The journey was horrendous, as was the meal the night before the wedding. Everyone was gorging and boozing, I was sat at the end of the table with a glass of water and no food just wanting to get to my bed. Definitely had alcohol poisoning!
I wish i had one of our old parties to go to. One guy i swear walked over all the tables to get to the toilets at one with pint in his hand and he tipped the last table over and never spilled a drop of his own. I don't think he even knew he did do it he was that drunk. and basically picking up that qa manager i mentioned head and letting it flop back on to the table he was passed out at was a great party game... they were great do's cos there'd be 3-400 there and 80% were female and all... and the bosses were good enough to come in do the draw for the prizes (tvs and ****) and get the F out quick as well.
Went to a Friday night Xmas do in a pub in Birmingham once were a secretary in her 50's,who was a real prune in the office got pissed. The pub had a glasshouse bit in the middle with plants. She went into the planted area with a lad in his early twenties and started bonking him, not realising that she was up against the glass, which was green and dirty, but her arse soon cleaned it to give a glorious view to us all in the dining area the other side of the glass. Needless to say she came in the next Monday and once she realised everyone in the office knew what she had got up to she went off sick and later resigned without ever setting foot in the office again. The lad was referred to as GS (granny shagger) for the rest of his time there.
