last place i worked had a great old one. hotel..... 300+ people. lots of messing going on. I remember the last one i was at i had to separate my mate who was pissed from a guy who turned up with another guys missus (my mates friend who was also at the party) I had a fun time in the hotel after as well but thats another story. The year before I had one girl dressed as a slutty santa to contend with and I think the year before that we had a house party after and one guy who started the night chatting up a fit bird end up with her fat friend and was all over that house at it no matter where we tried to avoid the sight. IT may have had something to do with him being able to drink a pint of lager without touching the glass with his hands.... he was locked Oh and the night i drove the QA manager home (paralytic drunk) with the fit bird he gave a job to. he has stockings on cos i could see them in the back of my car... needless to say i fired the pair out of the car for starting off. ..................... this year theres a christmas "lunch" on the 18th at 2pm... for 4 of us.... **** sake.
60 people, a meal, copious amounts of alcohol and a dancefloor. Someone will undoubtedly get shagged and there'll no doubt be a fight at some point. Ohhhh happy days
We normally rent a marquee and invite all our clients from other companies. My boss gets pissed and ends up spending the entire night on the dance floor dancing to Take That and S Club 7. I sit around looking at all the women and deciding which one has the best rack and which one would be the best ****. Then I get bored because the musics too loud and nobody can talk audibly and get a taxi home around midnight. Get into the office the next day to hear that Matt from the Technology team got pissed and got punched by a security member. But this year........Lunch at 12pm on the 23rd at a semi decent restaurant, so much more low key
Miller and Carter this Thursday afternoon, not going out after the meal just going home as I tend to be very honest when drunk and this is not a good trait, women cry over nothing.
Work for a much smaller company now so no do planned. Used to work for a large builder and go on some decent night outs - but those got ditched in favour of 'lower key' meals which just weren't all that. Some companies just get too corporate and they cant bee seem to be having fun and being outrageous. Our old ones had a few interesting antics. We used to have a larger than life black guy and his misses who were an 'interesting' couple. He would try it on with every woman and make them absolutely cringe. Which put them our direction... His misses on the other hand - after being seen as "that poor woman" got caught doing a piss on someone's garage floor after being hammered! Larger than life man would try and get the top bosses to sing right in the middle of their meal - literally pulling them and asking them to sing into a beer bottle, singing himself, and falling over a curtain which was absolutely hilarious. Just watching what he got up to and the trail of destruction was a laugh A few people 'slipped away' to their hotel rooms. Quite often the rest of us would get hammered. Sit down meals at a posh restaurant aren't my style of Christmas do - unless followed by a decent bar.
And a cob is a type of swan too. Belongs to the queen, so you can't kill and eat it (unless you're a gyppo).
