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Christmas Trees

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 7, 2018.

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What sort of Christmas tree do you have?

Poll closed Jan 6, 2019.

  1. Real

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%

  2. Fake

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%

  3. Both

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Neither

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%

  5. F*ck off Gas

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%
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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Cauliflower is boring as ****.

    Probably my least favourite Jiffy
     
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    Toley Fart, Dec 8, 2018
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aldo's eyes light up like a policeman's torch.
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Ye. Big thick slice, season with spices and either fry it in butter or roast. Try doing cauli and cheese by cooking cauli, drain, add grated cheese and a big knob of butter and mash it all together. Season and you have cauli and cheese without the faff of making a sauce.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get her a mongo poof for Christmas <ok>



    Another mongo poof, I mean. For s change.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 8, 2018
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 10, 2018
  6. gas

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    We have a silver tree in our house as we have a total ban on anything green.

    Even dug out the grass and concreted the garden, cut down the bastard green trees too.

    ftp

    <party>
     
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    gas, Dec 10, 2018
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    In that case you should knock out your own teeth. Or ask someone else to do it for you. I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 10, 2018
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  8. gas

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    You are assuming I already have teeth. <somersault>
     
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    gas, Dec 10, 2018
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  9. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Had his teeth removed so he could perform better gammies.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 10, 2018
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wits a gammy?

    Aboot 20 quid.

    Ahahhahahhahshhhsjsjsjnn2ysusjn
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 10, 2018

  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Hello Gas, have you only come back in December to see if you are POTY?

    Any chance of photos of Mrs Gas dressed up like an elf receiving her "present" at one of your Christmas parties?
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 10, 2018
  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 10, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Tina should never have let her son put hers up.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 10, 2018
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  14. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    His arse
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 10, 2018
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