Christmas Trees

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Not a big fan of trees. Don't give me that warm feeling inside but hey that's just me, always out there, freewheeling and thinking outside the box.

Hope this helps people.

God bless us all.

Good thread by the way, thought provoking as usual.

 

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Very true actually.

 

What is it about Ulster and minorities terrorising members of their community who co-operate with the authorities?

 

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Yes. Sturgeon will deny this but taxi drivers have confirmed it as per.

 

Only got a wee tree up this year with a few lights and decorations. Usually have a 6ft fake one. Spent a December long ago, when I was a student, selling Xmas trees. Was good fun.

 

Trees should only be used for hanging, emm, undesirables off.

#strangefruit.

 

That disny offend yer slanty missus?

 

I did the strange fruit thing ages ago and didny get a single response or like. I just thot ****s didny get the reference cos am what smarter them.

 

Its a Lanarkshire fing bro. Cos wee is the niggers of Scotland

 

Cheer up. Brexit will fix it.

 

Is it a reference to the film Still Crazy starring Jimmy Nail, Billy Connolly and Bill Nighy?

 

Shirley it's a reference to the record label on which Peel Sessions were released.

 

Had a real tree only twice, they were ****e.

 

Arnautovic injured, swapped him for Wilson.
Wilson injured...

Oops wrong thread

 

You should have got one made of wood and needles.

 

You can stick your recipe up your arse. I’m doing cauliflower steaks now.

 

Is that just slices of cauliflower? Doesn't sound very exciting.
I'll probably do a cauliflower cheese to go with my three-bird roast and pigs in blankets.