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Christmas tipple

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Dec 12, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I believe you.

    Well it is pantomine season, so you're probably the arse end of a panto donkey.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    I'd have good money on the fact that you've never been in Club Wembley, as you've not got a clue how it works
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    He would not tell me which corporate section he claimed he went to against Chelsea, how he accessed his seat, entered Club Wembley.
    Nada.

    Basically he lied about drinking in corporate after the Chelsea match to cover the fact he went into hiding
     
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  4. Thank you, Tobias.

    Without you framing my experiences for me, I would never know my arsehole from my elbow.
     
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  5. Oh no I’m not!
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Have you considered being manly and trying beer??
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Somebody else who knows **** all about Rum <laugh>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I actually like rum. I just prefer ale.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Like a nice crisp dry lager personally, like Asahi or Budvar. Although there's a local micro brewery that do a an American style IPA that's nice and hoppy. <ok>
     
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  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Ale so gay. Waste of time. Unless you are have lots of time to spend three hours chugging down 10 pints.

    A few doubles of rum neat on ice, job done in half the time.
     
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  11. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Were you one of the 44k dressed as plastic seats last night
     
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  12. How many times have I got to say this?

    I didn’t go.

    Could I have wrangled another VIP invite? Probably.

    But it would have been pointless. I was performing in concert last night.
     
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  13. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Another?

    You admitted that you lied about going to Club Wembley for the Chelsea game eventually. Are you changing your tune again?
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    HIAG getting taken to the cleaners again <laugh>
     
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  15. Chief

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    That assuming you drink to get pissed.

    As I'm not 15 years old, I prefer to drink something I enjoy.
     
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  16. Chief

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  17. Chief

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    Don't ask.

    I don't know how/why either.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Terrible attitude. Get some good American beers in for Christmas and enjoy them, you don't have to get **** faced everytime you have a drink.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    School play? I bet you was the back end of a donkey?
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    There's a local micro brewery near me that make a great America styled IPA. It's quite light, nice and hoppy and very crisp. Lovely drop.

    They often attend the same Food and Drink events as me, so I usually get to sample some of their wares <ok>

    These guys
    http://www.dynamitevalley.com/
     
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