>I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. > >I said to her, "Nice legs." > >The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." > >I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."
>I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their tits. > >"Really" she said, "Go on then...try." > >After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. > >"Come on, what day was I born"? Yesterday
