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Christmas Prezzies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 26, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Elton **** on the wireless.

    "Are You Ready For Brown Love".

    Toby's favourite.
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    ER, I read your username as 'Erin Black' and not 'ER in Black'

    Is this your intention?
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It's supposed to be ER in Black

    He forgot his meds that day and didn't know how to use the caps lock or the space bar. :)
     
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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I read it as "ER in b lack" read in an English teen negro accent;

    "ER is b lack, "what you is saying bwuv innit""
     
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  5. User Deleted

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    You feelin ok sonny?
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What if she offers you a cock extention, would you go for it?
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  8. Mick O'Toon

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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A question answered by a question....

    Maybe you can ask for vouchers towards the said operation, but be warned, if already hung like a horse, the extra blood required for full throb on, may have other side effects.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    If you knew your history of The Stranglers you would not be asking such a stupid question.

    Honestly, some people.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Maybe the only peach he knows is an actual peach, a furry fruit...
     
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    The Stranglers are ****e.

    That's all the history you need to know about them.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am gonny ask her for Christmas lezzies for ma Christmas prezzie. Ye never know, she might go for it. :bandit:
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    The weird thing is that Johhnyrep went to school with an Erin Black at Cults Academy which is the school my wife went to. There have been numerous bizzare instances of coincidence since we separated.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Strange that because the darkies really like them.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There is no such thing as coincidence. They're out to get ya, ER.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    not to worry, I have a tiny cock
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    I didn't believe you and had to google 'Cults Academy',odd name for a school<laugh>

    ps If that's you,I wid
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Ok then, now you know what to ask for....sorted.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuddy was proposed to by a well to do architect who came from a rich family in Englandshire somewheres. She politely declined. The poor sap actually asked if it was because of his tiny cock. She lied and said no.

    Aye, son, yer good looking, wealthy and have a small cock. Whit the **** d'ye think she said no for?
     
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