I'd probably get booted in the haw-maws if I gave her that. If she can't wear it, she's no interested. She loves the strap on I got her last year......I don't.
I tell ya do the dummy gift trick. I've got a photoshopped £1 poundland voucher too, i'll put it online. Print out 20 of them and give them to her first and watch the reaction.
But would they really check or just take your word for it. Bragging to all their mates that you bought them a star Then if ya break up ya can really stick the knife in by saying you were bullshitting.
Dunno whit am gettin her yet cos ah hivny looked at her amazon wish list yet. I think I might be getting my wee mammy a Kindle Paperwhite. She's been asking questions about Kindles so I take it she's dropping hints.
We've just bought the kids a new dog for Christmas and are buying them other stuff, as well as going for a weekend away together in York between Xmas and New Year. As a result, money's a bit tight so we've agreed not to buy each other anything. Obviously I'll still have to get her something or the beel would be monumental. Women don't play by the same rules.
Remember to poke some holes in the wrapping paper roud the box the dog is in. Wouldn't go down too well with the kids apening up a dead dog. Might spoil their Christmas a tadette.
We've already got the dog. The breeder wouldn't hold onto her till Xmas. I suppose we could tranquilise her and wrap her up on Xmas Eve, but RSPCA might frown upon that.
If I do get her something: "You daft bugger, you should've spent the money on the kids" If I don't "You could've just got me a little something! "
My wife was looking in the mirror and started crying then she said "I feel fat, quick pay me a compliment". I said "There's **** all wrong with your eyesight"
My mate got his wife an ironing board one xmas. He took the cover off it so he could give that for her birthday Safe to say they're not together anymore, although that has more to do with him getting 3 of her pals pregnant, pissing in her bathwater, ****ing on her toothbrush etc etc.
A friend of mine bought his ma a big plastic bin for chistmas one year. He had it under a cover in the back of his car and when I asked what it was he told me with a straight face. I think I was crying with laughter and he couldn't see why. Imagine how delighted you would be to receive a bin. "Try it out ma, go on try it out!"
