I think this will lead to a Christmas car crash as she'll need much attention after this batch of owning.
So you made yourself look like a **** on purpose ? You're right, it would be stupid to believe otherwise
... as you say ... a 'slight' whiff ...already dissipating .... but also the distinct, robust, pungent, fragrant odour of current EPL Champions ... which will permeate for years ... Out of interest, ave you ever had to endure the gag flux inducing stench of rancid Spuds? ... once they've gone off they go all melty and soft ... guessing that's a yes ... recurring
What the hell have you been drinking, today, Bambi? Please tell me that you haven't been at the lighter fluid!