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  1. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Can't say I'm surprised
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Dec 8, 2018
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    Its like you're forced to pretend everything is just great for a day.

    Jesus was born ... wow like I care
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 8, 2018
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stop dissing sweet baby Jesus <grr>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 8, 2018
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  4. Judge Death

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    Judge Death, Dec 8, 2018
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    He got himself nailed to a cross claiming he was the son of God.

    That means he was a liar because god doesn't even exist.

    He was unknowingly the son of one of Joseph's pals
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 8, 2018
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> May the Lord strike you down!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 8, 2018
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    F*ck the Christmas lights, it's 12 weeks until pancake day and the shops are selling flour and eggs already.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 11, 2018
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  8. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> The profiteering bastards...
     
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    Judge Death, Dec 11, 2018
  9. cronemeister

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    358 days until the fat guy comes and people have their decorations up already...**** is wrong people man?
     
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    cronemeister, Jan 1, 2019
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I’m sorry. I was just following the crowd.

    <wah>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 1, 2019
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Let’s see how long folk leave them up for.
    My guess is we’ll have some at the end of Jan.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2019
  12. Captainchaos.

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    I'm delighted Xmas and new year is finished but I'm feeling very depressed all of a sudden and that's why I hate the festive period.
     
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    Captainchaos., Jan 1, 2019
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nights are getting lighter
    Summer is coming
    Leccy bills getting cheaper
    Gas bills getting cheaper
    We’ll have clarity on relegation soon.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2019
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  14. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention the two free months from paying council tax and water bills is coming up...doesn’t get better than that!

    Just hope jan this year doesn’t last 9 ****ing weeks like it seemed to last year!!
     
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    cronemeister, Jan 1, 2019
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